Segment One (with Dr. Ed) - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
We're all on Romneycare in the studio. Happy birthday, Garth Brooks. Jeff had to crush some toast last night. Travis thinks MPJ is coming back and that it's the biggest news of the day. MPJ might be playing in Kentucky. Travis is pretending like he never thought the Mizzou season was over but all of the sudden it looks like they can handle it. Mizzou winning out their home games should get them into the tournament, but that's not as simple as it sounds. MPJ is going to be all over the recruiting pamphlets for Mizzou no matter what. Minnesota scratched Chris Stewart last night and it's Black History Month. Dr. Ed is here to talk blood drive and animals. Jeff is terrified of needles. Hairless cats have weird feeling skin. Feral dogs took down some donkeys at a zoo. Travis may be at risk of giving his dog Robitussin. Dr. Ed made the bold choice of going with the slow cooker on This Is Us Sunday and he was not happy with Justin Timberlake. It turns out that Dr. Ed is a chicken wing expert. Travis forgot when the dog parade was. Dr. Ed has never eaten a sick pet. Travis is astonished that people shoot their own cows. Dr. Ed hits a grand slam with a quality pig joke.
Segment Two - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
Gaines hates Kristaps Porzingis. Jeff thinks this kind of dunk happens a lot and Travis and Gaines aren't having it. How tall was Friedrich Weis? Selling plasma is one way to find out you're way sicker than you think you are. Gaines has never been more confident that the Cavs will be in the finals. Travis is ramping up conversation with all of the relevant accountants to load up on the betting. LeBron didn't get what he wanted this offseason and he's annoyed by it. For some reason, we yell about LeBron for a while. Mike Lee calls in to liberate us from the tyranny of the NBA. Josh McDaniels has apparently decided not to leave New England. McDaniels has to be the next New England head coach, because otherwise this was an insane decision. Is Belichick pulling a Ken Hitchcock? Bruce Arians is probably going to end up coming out of retirement. The Indianapolis organization definitely got caught with their pants down. It's PECOTA day and the Cardinals are pegged at an 84 win team. Doing math is incredibly hard.
Segment Three - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
The PECOTA numbers confirm a lot of the huge concerns that Cardinals fans have about the pitching staff. Adding an additional starter would put pressure on the Cardinals to make a move with Wainwright and they may not be ready to do that yet. Wacha is an incredibly hard guy to gauge value on. It's National Signing Day! Is Mizzou going to be able to lock down Michael Thompson? We could probably have all gotten pickleball scholarships. Black Panther is crushing the Rotten Tomatoes game. Chris thinks White Panther wouldn't get the same kind of reaction. The Game of Thrones show runners are getting a series of Star Wars movies. Chris only sees movies with Adam Scott. The Last Jedi sent all the minority characters to commit a break-in. Chris refuses to let women run a Star Wars movie. Elon Musk launched his Tesla to space yesterday. What did Elon Musk hide in his glove compartment? Elon Musk got Africa into space. Travis will rep Black Panther no matter what. Sinbad lit up Justin Timberlake this weekend. Could Sterling K. Brown be in a remake of Dumb and Dumber? Travis has a defense of Robert California. Mizzou may not be able to grab enough on signing day for next year's football team to be any good. Fair or Foul closes the show as always.