Wake Up Hour - Jeff Jones
The Blues lost a couple games over the weekend and Jeff doesn't think everyone should be blaming Patrik Berglund. Regressions toward the mean aren't fun to watch. The Stanton situation appears to be reaching a boil and it may not be the best way to build a team. Jeff saw Lady Bird and thinks the message about Sacramento may be applicable to St. Louis. Do fans and media types view the Cardinals needs differently? Pleather Boy knows that Jeff is super plugged into the Cardinals, and that's why everybody listens.
Segment One - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
Gaines was making some pasta over the weekend and Chris is only eating vegetables now. Gaines went to cook at a newly married friend's house because they have a bunch of new toys to play with. Jeff had his life saved by a couch-bound quasi-roommate who went to go smoke and found a sideview mirror fire. The CFB playoff is set and Travis thinks Oklahoma is going to get rolled. Four seed Bama is a favorite over Clemson and that helps justify their presence over Ohio State. Bomb Pop Guy calls Gaines out for trying to beat Vegas. Mizzou is heading to the Texas Bowl and it's part of the revenge tour. Chris jumped immediately to the strip clubs in Texas. We're anti-Houston on this show. Terry Beckner is coming back next year but Drew Lock may not, because Chris Mortensen said he could be a first round pick. Mizzou is going to have a mean D-line next year, and that's necessary considering how rough the schedule is going to be. Would Travis text a girl from Texas? Texas rules! Travis is the new resident expert on the Texas Bowl. Can Travis use a press credential to sneak in to the Texas Bowl and get drunk? Everyone in Houston impersonates James Harden to get his runoff. Gaines reminds us that SLU invited the forward pass. Mizzou may be the academic class of the SEC, but are they better than a single Big 10 team? The committee should've taken Roy Moore into consideration. Travis is sticking up for Mizzou's academic standards. Mizzou is definitely not a tier one law school.
Segment Two - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
Jeff is a little frustrated by the response rate. The deal may be coming imminently or may not. Are other people more credible than us? Jeff thinks it's the Dodgers but Gaines thinks it's just a method to drive the cost up. The Mariners are using players to attract Ohtani and Gaines wants the Cardinals to try the same tactic. Dallas Keuchel made a call that helped push Verlander. Travis thinks the Cardinals have gone out of their way to do everything to get the deal done, but it may not be enough. Travis has now changed his opinion in the middle of a sentence. The national image of St. Louis has a big part to play in why Stanton doesn't want to come to St. Louis. Are they trying hard enough? Gaines is holding Mozeliak accountable. Sean McVay killed Jeff Fisher but Gaines might have brought him back. Gaines is the Saint Louis Live Cleveland mouthpiece and he thinks the fans would rally around Jeff Fisher. Sam Darnold may go back to school just to avoid the Browns. Aledmys Diaz gets shipped off to Toronto for a bag of balls and we barely mentioned it. Who would we have brought to the Stanton meeting? Hologram Stan Musial may have been what would clinch the deal. Travis is excited that he can write off his private jet maintenance now. All of the sudden Travis doesn't want to talk about Michael Porter Sr.'s salary.
Segment Three - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
Gaines's uncle and Chris's brother are coming in town and they may hate Travis. Did Travis force the creation of food runners so he would have to do less work? Travis's home remedy may have cured Chris's busted ankle. The government is now charging you for home remedies. Gaines isn't happy with the jerseys for the Army/Navy game. They may be coming out of the DOD budget. How long does it take a $10.5M buyout check to clear the bank? Jeff once wrote a $4M check. Time released their Person of the Year list and everyone is on it. Jeff went through a whole boring thing trying to see Lady Bird. Chris watched some UFC this weekend. Overeem got punched really hard in the head and it almost flew off. Jeff puts everyone through the paces with testing their emo knowledge. Gaines says someone was singing Travis's movie intro but he was lying. Pauly Shore is in town next week and Jeff wants an autograph. LaVar Ball is no longer allowed to be asked questions during or after Lakers games. The Rams are good and it's super depressing. Marcus Peters threw a flag into the stands and wasn't ejected even though he thought he was. The Patriots had a whole thing on the sideline yesterday and it's out of character. Gronk cheap shotted a guy and Belichick apologized for him after the game. Travis wants a suspension but Gaines thinks that generally doesn't happen. The Yankees hired Aaron Boone and Gaines isn't thrilled. Sgt. Major Rose pops into the studio for a surprise visit. Check out The 22 Fund on Facebook. Fair Or Foul closes the show as always.