Wake Up Hour - Jeff Jones, Chris Denman, Travis Terrell
It's a very special Wake Up Hour as Jeff is back in studio and sounds really pretty terrible. Chris holds Jeff accountable for eating Taco Bell while he's sick. Travis shows up in studio to continue holding to account and is really proud of his new movie game. Does Travis hate actresses? Does Jeff hate Tyler Perry? A long conversation on college athletics ensues, and Travis believes he could've walked on to the Mizzou baseball team.
Segment One (with Brandon Lang) - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
It's game day! Gaines says it's for the Billikens, everyone else says it's for Mizzou. MPJ isn't playing at Utah and Travis is all of the sudden the guy telling everyone to calm down. Jeff doesn't know anything about college basketball. Gaines has sources because he's a legit journo. Chris got Jack in the Box last night and claims he never ears dumpster food. Onions are fantastic at bringing out flavor. Travis is really proud of his Name That Movie open and makes us listen to it again. Chris is retiring his Mark Wahlberg impression. Joined by Brandon Lang (@RealBrandonLang) to get the football talk on. Max Scherzer won the Cy Young thanks to Derek Lilliquist. He yelled at Jeff one time and Gaines has more sources that say he wasn't happy.
Segment Two - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
Travis is an intro guy so he's saving his voice. Jeff doesn't know the difference between Gene Siskel and Gene Shalit. Travis is a hardcore Mizzou shill and says Drew Lock is one of the top three QBs in this year's draft, and he actually might be. Gaines thinks it's time to let Odom go no matter what and he's accused of hating coaches. We're fighting about Bo Pellini this morning. Travis thinks Barry Odom being good to the university and the players is enough reason to keep him and Gaines wants to know how Travis knows that. Mizzou and Illinois football are probably only separated by Drew Lock and Lovie. D calls in and declares his bonafides as a football guy. Titanic came on two VHS tapes and Gaines thinks that's hilarious. Travis may have stolen a great joke. Gaines saw a dad accidentally bring his two young kids to Bruno and it was a defining moment in his life. Arlington calls in to talk about nudity and Real Sex. Travis isn't sure if Jerry Maguire is a football movie. Jeff accidentally made a heroin spoon.
Segment Three (Target Practice with Sarah Pearl) - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones
It's time for TARGET PRACTICE! Sarah Pearl (@standupsarah) is in studio to tear into Taylor Swift. There's some discussion about Sarah's set and whether or not we need to rename Target Practice. LiAngelo and crew said thanks to Trump and Travis thinks he embarrassed the culture. An extended discussion on contacts with police including Sarah's tale of a sojourn into the woods of Arkansas and a cop who was trying to stop her from ruining her life. Undercover cops in Detroit may have had a little bit of a miscommunication. Weirdly enough, with a woman in studio, Mike Lee calls in. Travis wants to go to Gaga for free and Sarah says she'd take him, but she may be fibbing. Who the hell would store citronella candles next to books in a warehouse? Fair or Foul closes the show as always.