By Dan Buffa
Who pissed in the Los Angeles Rams cherrios?
I get it. You leave a city and don't want to keep playing nice with what is now in the past. When the Rams got up and left St. Louis on January 12th, something was cut and dropped that had been stable for 20 years. Saying nice things about St. Louis wouldn't be in the cards but I don't understand why the Rams are taking a giant shit on their former residence now. It's not classy. It's bush league. It's a batch of bullshit.
Before the Rams open up the 2016 season with no quarterback and the same boring offensive game plan with aspirations for a lovely 5-10 finish, let me remind the organization of something. The Rams won a Super Bowl in St. Louis. Remember. Back in 1999. They went to another Super Bowl and lost in the closing seconds. St. Louis was where the Rams found their most sustainable run of success in the franchise's history. Most of that history is utter shit. In St. Louis, they created the Greatest Show on Turf.
All they will have in Los Angeles is quarterbacks heads banging on the turf and lots of useless penalties, field goal gold star stickers, and lifeless moments where fans wonder what they are watching on the field. It will be like the good old days. Back in 1946, when the Rams formulated in LA in the first place. Anyone remember? Yeah, I didn't think so.
The Rams gathered in LA and played there for nearly 50 years before moving to St. Louis. During that time, they participated in many NFL championships and even won it in 1951. After another 1955 championship appearance, they wouldn't see sustained playoff success until the 1970's, culminating in a Super Bowl loss to the Steelers in 1979. They made the playoff 16 times from 1960-1989 but didn't win the Super Bowl. That happened in St. Louis.
In 1999, against all odds, the Rams came out of nowhere and outscored, beat up, and dished knuckle sandwich specials to the NFL in route to a ring. When can fans expect that in LA? Any time soon is not the correct answer.
As much as Stan Kroenke deserves the visceral shit stain thoughts, Kevin Demoff is a real Harvey Two Face here. After telling St. Louis and local radio talent that the Rams were doing whatever was needed to stay in the Lou, he immediately started trashing us the moment the plane landed out west. I did say "us". I am a St. Louis native so pardon me if I don't act 100 % professional and not included "us". We got screwed together here after all.
From the proposal statement that trashed St. Louis' market and economic profitability to the outgoing messages on social media to LA reporters about bad it was in St. Louis, this is just a lack of class that one doesn't see that often. I don't remember St. Louis doing this in 1995.
All you need to know someone is to see how they act when change occurs. Messy change. The true colors of Kroenke were known years ago before he ever staged his attack on St. Louis football. Demoff and others is the colors that are now blooming like a stinky turd left out in the summer heat. It's unfortunate and relentlessly arrogant.
The Rams have no quarterback and a head coach that hasn't won anything since My Space was the hot fuzz on the internet. The last time Jeff Fisher won anything, flip phones were cool. The last time the Rams won in Los Angeles, Pedro Guerrero played first base for the Cardinals. I hope they go 0-16.
If anyone in LA really believes that the ownership's unique ability to shit on a fan base will change simply because their mailing address did, think again. Watch an action film. The plot will be the same brand of ridiculousness but the happy ending will be better.
Let me make this perfectly clear. The Rams won a Super Bowl in St. Louis. That won't happen in Los Angeles anytime soon. Trash The Lou all you want but it won't change your approval ratings or record.