Saint Louis Live! 2/7/2018

Segment One (with Dr. Ed) - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones

We're all on Romneycare in the studio. Happy birthday, Garth Brooks. Jeff had to crush some toast last night. Travis thinks MPJ is coming back and that it's the biggest news of the day. MPJ might be playing in Kentucky. Travis is pretending like he never thought the Mizzou season was over but all of the sudden it looks like they can handle it. Mizzou winning out their home games should get them into the tournament, but that's not as simple as it sounds. MPJ is going to be all over the recruiting pamphlets for Mizzou no matter what. Minnesota scratched Chris Stewart last night and it's Black History Month. Dr. Ed is here to talk blood drive and animals. Jeff is terrified of needles. Hairless cats have weird feeling skin. Feral dogs took down some donkeys at a zoo. Travis may be at risk of giving his dog Robitussin. Dr. Ed made the bold choice of going with the slow cooker on This Is Us Sunday and he was not happy with Justin Timberlake. It turns out that Dr. Ed is a chicken wing expert. Travis forgot when the dog parade was. Dr. Ed has never eaten a sick pet. Travis is astonished that people shoot their own cows. Dr. Ed hits a grand slam with a quality pig joke. 

Segment Two - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones

Gaines hates Kristaps Porzingis. Jeff thinks this kind of dunk happens a lot and Travis and Gaines aren't having it. How tall was Friedrich Weis? Selling plasma is one way to find out you're way sicker than you think you are. Gaines has never been more confident that the Cavs will be in the finals. Travis is ramping up conversation with all of the relevant accountants to load up on the betting. LeBron didn't get what he wanted this offseason and he's annoyed by it. For some reason, we yell about LeBron for a while. Mike Lee calls in to liberate us from the tyranny of the NBA. Josh McDaniels has apparently decided not to leave New England. McDaniels has to be the next New England head coach, because otherwise this was an insane decision. Is Belichick pulling a Ken Hitchcock? Bruce Arians is probably going to end up coming out of retirement. The Indianapolis organization definitely got caught with their pants down. It's PECOTA day and the Cardinals are pegged at an 84 win team. Doing math is incredibly hard. 

Segment Three - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones

The PECOTA numbers confirm a lot of the huge concerns that Cardinals fans have about the pitching staff. Adding an additional starter would put pressure on the Cardinals to make a move with Wainwright and they may not be ready to do that yet. Wacha is an incredibly hard guy to gauge value on. It's National Signing Day! Is Mizzou going to be able to lock down Michael Thompson? We could probably have all gotten pickleball scholarships. Black Panther is crushing the Rotten Tomatoes game. Chris thinks White Panther wouldn't get the same kind of reaction. The Game of Thrones show runners are getting a series of Star Wars movies. Chris only sees movies with Adam Scott. The Last Jedi sent all the minority characters to commit a break-in. Chris refuses to let women run a Star Wars movie. Elon Musk launched his Tesla to space yesterday. What did Elon Musk hide in his glove compartment? Elon Musk got Africa into space. Travis will rep Black Panther no matter what. Sinbad lit up Justin Timberlake this weekend. Could Sterling K. Brown be in a remake of Dumb and Dumber? Travis has a defense of Robert California. Mizzou may not be able to grab enough on signing day for next year's football team to be any good. Fair or Foul closes the show as always. 

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Saint Louis Live! 2/6/2018

Segment One - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones

It's a full house this morning! Everyone's back in the hood. All football experts take the Monday after the Super Bowl off. America really feels like the winners here. Doug Pederson had Nick Foles run a wheel route instead of letting the Jags just kneel down. So many rules have changed around Tom Brady that he may be the most protected player in the history of the league. Chris Long deserves just about all the glory he could possibly receive. Malcolm Butler being benched in the Super Bowl is going to turn out to be the biggest controversy from the game. Travis can't believe that these thugs in Philly with no jobs would block traffic for ambulances and not care about their own communities. We were a little surprised by the amount of nudity around Philly. Kevin Hart got shut down hard by security trying to get to the stage. Did DeRay McKesson lead the party on Sunday night? Bridget Moynihan went for the throat on Brady a little bit. David Harbour had the biggest crush of the commercials on Sunday night. Are Tide Pods getting quality free media? Travis has some thoughts on the Dodge Ram commercial. Should Arbys have made a JFK commercial? Gaines busts Travis on appropriating an Obama speech. David Harbour is exploding now. Come check out our Yacht Rock Party! 

Segment Two - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones

Christian Nick Foles is breaking the control of non-Christian QBs. Was Fran Tarkenton Jewish? Vegas won money even if they sort of took a bath on the game. An all-hip hop Super Bowl would be pretty excellent but it's probably going to be John Mayer. Oskar Sundqvist's dad got flown over from Sweden and had to go to San Antonio. The Bruins have an anti-racial slurs video. Chris's Mark Wahlberg joins the show. Gronk may be retiring after the Super Bowl. Could Gronk be a real Hollywood actor? Poor Gronk's house got broken into this morning. Players really should get house sitters. A-Train calls in to surmise that WWE is coming after Gronk. It's Pride Night for the Blues and Jake Bain will be in the house to drop the puck. Did the Blues maybe almost sign Jarome Iginla one time? Todd Frazier may not thaw the market freeze in MLB which may just be the result of the quality of players available. Yu Darvish may actually be holding up the market a little bit. Hockey Bob is fired up to call in. Gaines is dropping the hammer on Hockey Bob. Literally everyone gets honored just for doing their jobs. Eating tacos and then dropping your kid off at daycare can be a dangerous proposition. D calls in to hold us accountable for getting hauled in to a repeat. Is the Squatty Potty overrated? 

Segment Three - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Michael Gaines, Jeff Jones

Travis is workshopping new characters for the returns. This Is Us managed to include the real Super Bowl, which is cool. Mizzou beat Kentucky and people talked about it like it was an upset but Gaines is mad that no one acknowledged Mizzou was a favorite. The game against Ole Miss may be a trap game. Seung-hwan Oh now has a new home and hopefully Eugene is going with him. Carlos Martinez got sued over the weekend. It's important to remember that pro athletes are very good at breaking faces. Ted Jackson of the Times-Picayune had a great but sad story about Jackie Wallace this weekend. Is it important to be punched in the face at some point in your life? Travis wants a hall pass for some fights. If you run away from a bike or Segway cop, that should be allowed. Segways are pretty tricky to ride. Gaines once got sassy with a lady police officer in Memphis. A Segway tour through Francis Park is pretty soft. Hockey Bob would be a pretty thorough Wal-Mart greeter. St. Louis police take the day off for Mardi Gras. Travis would not be safe on a Segway on The Hill. Does Jeff go too hard on Mardi Gras? Fair or Foul ends the show as always.

Saint Louis Live! 1/25/2018

Wake Up Hour - Jeff Jones

Colorado is in town tonight and it's always fun to beat up on a Kroenke team. Carter Hutton is almost certain to find his way back in to the net, which means tension is mounting. The baseball Hall of Fame announced their 2018 class yesterday and Jeff is in favor of putting the steroid guys in. Is Barry Bonds the Andrew Jackson of baseball? Jeff stumbles into that comparison. The last place Blackhawks lost again last night which is a little bit of a relief for everyone. Dealing with the goaltending will be pretty stressful.

Segment One (with Brandon Lang) - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Jeff Jones

Just Chris and Jeff to kick off the show and we're considering talking about Pro Bowl betting with Brandon Lang. Jeff forgot to say "Happy Thursday" but we always love talking to Giamatti. Should we be holding the listeners accountable? Everyone needs to step their games up. Facebook Memories are not that fun when you used to be skinny. Jeff has been a Washington snob for a very long time. People there really hate Pete Kozma. Travis is here and he's struggling with the snooze button hawk. No one has ever watched the Pro Bowl from beginning to end. The Pro Bowl is boring because nobody tries. Travis thinks the X-Files is a sitcom now. Dan Quayle once wrote an angry letter to Murphy Brown and it's all we know about. Playing a full season of 162 games on The Show is impossible. Mizzou got smacked around by Auburn last night and it's a bad look for the rest of the season. Jeremiah Tilmon really needs to stop tackling people. Brandon Lang (@RealBrandonLang) joins the show for the full duration of football nonsense. Would Travis let Matthew McConaughey play him in black face? Travis is mad at Chris and Jeff for being soft. 

Segment Two - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Jeff Jones

Nickelodeon game shows are really primed for a reboot with people having money and interest. There should really be more Double Dare. Jeff is going to gnaw his hand off without a prize announced for Fair or Foul. Chris is trying to convince us that The Wild Thornberrys were a band. Is NWA the black Beatles? Jeff was accidentally racist as hell. Hockey Bob is trying to hustle up business on our show. How on earth did the Cardinals manage to put Dexter Fowler on a Southwest flight? Travis claims that he has breaking news. Nelly's been accused of more sexual assaults, this time in England. The Baseball Hall of Fame results were announced yesterday and at least Scott Rolen gets to stay on the ballot. The Daily News nailed the Chipper cover. Seeing players we watched growing up go into the Hall of Fame is really exciting. Moises Alou used to pee on himself. How do you vote for either Bonds or Clemens? Jim Edmonds deserved way better than to be a one and done. The journalists covering the steroid era may have been abdicating their responsibility. We play a guessing game with a 2002 Cardinals starting lineup. Should federal law be a criterion for evaluating baseball players? Oprah says she's not running for President. 

Segment Three - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Jeff Jones

The Avs are in town tonight and we stumble through some Kroenke soccer. Jeff busts out 90 seconds of hockey update. Are the Padres trying to create fake buzz with the Eric Hosmer fake posts? Draymond Green apparently dissed somebody yesterday. Does Jeff have a nickname in the Blues locker room? Chris worked out with Tyron Woodley once and was afraid he would get killed. Rulon Gardner crashed in a lake and should be a Hollywood story. Vince McMahon is having a press conference today and may be firing up the XFL. Jeff and Travis may be the new Stallions broadcasting team. Chris and Travis may have to try out for the XFL. Jeff would try out as the long snapper. Kaepernick probably isn't going to be playing in the XFL. There are some old guys who are itching to come back. How does the XFL handle the concussion issue? Vince is pretty hardcore. The WWE fan base is a little more diverse than Chris and Jeff thinks it is. The Padres are saying they got hacked. Fair or Foul closes the show as always. 

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Saint Louis Live! 1/24/2018

Wake Up Hour - Jeff Jones

A 3-0 victory over the Senators gives the Blues some much needed medicine and some even more needed points. Jake Allen continues to not be used which could easily put the team in an uncomfortable position moving forward. A report out of Montreal suggested that the Blues and Habs were talking about Carey Price, but Jeff is skeptical and breaks down the reasons why. Randal Grichuk gave a juicy quote to a Toronto radio station yesterday about some of his concerns around playing in St. Louis. Is it possible to still be mad about the Rams leaving? Accepting inevitability seems to be a wiser decision.

Segment One (with Dr. Ed) - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Jeff Jones

Chris and Jeff are rocking a light lineup this morning and may be doing a show for one person. We may be doing a 90 minute hockey update. Minnesota is crushing the hockey music scene nowadays. Singing the Canadian national anthem in French may be showing off. Analyzing REO Speedwagon's music is very important. Jeff knows way too much about REO Speedwagon. It turns out there are way more quality local bands than we realized. We're joined by Dr. Ed to break down all the comings and goings of the animal kingdom. Michael McDonald is the St. Louis yacht rock king. The anti-pit bull guy doesn't have enough money to run his ad during the Super Bowl and Dr. Ed is relieved by that. Travis rolls in at 7:37 to make animal sounds. Dog flu appears to be tapering off but you should keep your eyes open for warning signs. Should the St. Louis Zoo be more aggressively monetizing their cheetahs? Chris is concerned about foxes wandering around the neighborhood and Travis's Nova won't chase them. 

Segment Two - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Jeff Jones, RoboGaines

We need to have Gaines record a "Happy _____Day" for every day of the week. Could we pull off a full time RoboGaines? Poor Michael gets led into saying flawed things by Travis. Bill Cosby did some standup and that's pretty bad news. Times change but some things are never acceptable. Older black people are still sticking by Bill Cosby. A-Train calls in to confirm that black people still ride for Bill. Some people may not want to go to San Antonio to play with Kawhi Leonard. Do the Spurs hang out with the Rampage? It would be bizarre to be in a club to see somebody like Cosby performing. Is it OK to punch Nazis? Louis CK seems to not be getting a massive backlash in the comedy community. Travis wants to talk Academy Awards after we dug into it yesterday. Giving voice to a movie like Get Out can create fantastic opportunities. If Black Panther is terrible Chris will still defend it no matter what. We get deep into all the Best Picture nominees and pick them all apart. 

Segment Three - Chris Denman, Travis Terrell, Jeff Jones

LeBron got to 30,000 career points last night and was the youngest and fastest to do so. Travis still has to run him down with Michael Jordan. Jordan's effortless skills make it easy to forget just how incredibly good he was. Skip Bayless's brother makes really good tacos. Auburn is at Mizzou tonight and it's certainly going to be a bad night for the Tigers. Does Mizzou get the benefit of the doubt come tournament time without Michael Porter being on the roster? Travis's hatred for the Celtics would taper off if Michael Porter ended up in Boston. Bradley Beal has made the All Star team and aren't we thrilled. Jeff and Chris have never heard of anybody in any of the Madea movies. Black Mirror is a little heavy. What's the best movie soundtrack to play behind a radio broadcast? It's hard to talk to old people who may die about their artistic futures. Is Catherine Zeta-Jones from St. Louis? Barney the Dinosaur now runs a tantric sex practice. If you're a kid performer, do you have to already be weird? Shining Time Station was pretty dope. Chris is just figuring out that Black Panther is a big deal for black people. Can you buy a piece of the crag? Fair or Foul closes the show as always. 

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